ihaveabigcock-pit:

so i guess we (Lynne and I) have a reputation at our local dominos for abusing the delivery instructions

so far we have had them propose the pizza to us, sing their favorite song, say a line from their favorite disney movie, and write dirty jokes on the box

beyonces-butt:

I hate it when you’ve been really on edge for a while and then you have a breakdown over a little thing and everyone thinks that you’re getting super upset about not washing your hair